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Name: HappyHumanist
Author: Ultra-Normal

HappyHumanist: Thriving isn't a feeling, it's a Practice. A daily practice for cultivating character, grounded in classical philosophy.

These terms govern your use of HappyHumanist, developed and published by Ultra-Normal LLC.

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ReadingVelocity — Uses the logic of endurance athletics to build attention span and reading speed. Pre-reading, active reading, and post-reading—three skill sets for sustained, timed immersion.

Schrödinger's Box — Once a day, the app presents a single paradox, ethical dilemma, or thought experiment drawn from philosophy, science, and moral reasoning. You must choose. There is no neutral option, no skipping, and no undo.

IdeaAddiction — One intellectually devastating fact per day—strange, true, rigorously sourced, designed to rewire how you see the world. The tone is bratty and self-aware. The content is deadly serious.

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QuoteCrush — Pick ONE writer to crush on forever. Every morning, QuoteCrush slides into your phone with a fresh, fan-curated quote from your author-crush.

BreathCube — A breathing exercise built on Minimal Viable Design. A white 3D cube floats in black space, rotating to reveal breathing instructions on each face. The cube's physical rotation creates a meditative rhythm.

UnicornKick — Most people live smaller than they have to. The marathon never gets run. The album never gets recorded. Unicorn Kick closes the gap between who you are and who you could become.

Clearing Meditations — A mindfulness app offering desk-bound users genuine encounters with specific natural entities and phenomena. Every session focuses on a real, specific thing—never generic ambience. Ready to enter the Clearing?

Ephemerality — A private digital sanctuary for noticing and preserving what makes you feel alive. Not social media. Not a gamified gratitude journal. A quiet, beautiful space to capture fleeting moments.

LayerNote — The journal that never erases. Write your life again and again on the same board. The old layers stay underneath. You just keep making the next version stronger.

Attunement — Most adults operate with a five-word emotional vocabulary. Emotional granularity—the ability to make fine-grained distinctions between feelings—is trainable. Begin your Attunement.

HappyHumanist — Thriving isn't a feeling, it's a Practice. A daily practice for cultivating character, grounded in classical philosophy.

WalkAway — Watches your AI tools, lets you literally walk away, and pings your phone the instant the job's done—or needs a 10-second nudge. You hit 'run,' you stand up, stretch, grab coffee, do yoga, breathe.

StoneWright — A contemplative building game. You have a pile of stones. You have a space to fill—a gap in a wall, a cairn to complete, an arch to span. You pick a stone, you place it, you see if it holds. The pile is finite but generous. There's no single solution. There's your solution.

Dreamwood — Imagine your own world. Whisper its name. Grow your dream with a friend.

BadMeditator — Zen games for people who can't sit still. Instead of guidance or goals, it offers simple, tactile experiences—stacking stones, raking sand, watching smoke drift—that quietly calm the mind through play. No streaks. No guilt. Just attention, trained badly.

PopsicleBridge — Build stronger, learn faster. A focused, educational physics simulator designed for the classic popsicle-stick bridge competition. Prototype, test, and refine your designs digitally before ever touching a real stick or bottle of glue. Also available at popsiclestickbridge.com for computer users — even better for real STEM engineering.

Sensorium — The first perceptual training app that treats your senses like muscles and turns feeling alive into a measurable, gamified, addictive skill.

LandArt Studio — A nature craft studio for your iOS device. Choose a landscape—forest floor, beach, meadow, or mountaintop. Pick a season. Gather stones, leaves, twigs, shells, and petals from your forage pile. Arrange them into mandalas, cairns, spirals, or whatever emerges. No scores. No streaks. No timers. Just the quiet satisfaction of making something with what the world provides.

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Curling Chaos — A single-player, phone-first physics game where the only thing that really matters is how frantically you scrub your finger on the screen. The throw is simple. The sweeping is excessive, physical, and slightly embarrassing.

Trail Torment — Experience the magic and the misery of Ultramarathon racing in Trail Torment. Take on the legendary 32-mile Pemigewasset Loop in the White Mountains. You've got this!

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